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Name: Sarah
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Occupation: Student, but currently on summ


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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

So, yeah. I do need to get a new xanga, because there's an asshole roaming around the interwebzz by the name of Perdedor de Pelo, and his girlfriend, the Banana. (Plátano >> platino. Hilarious!) This Perdedor de Pelo is also known as my father. Sorry, blood father. Because Mr. Machemer's more of my dad than he is... hell, el Mono is more of a parent than he is. Soo. Bye =]


Monday, August 13, 2007

Let's play label-time! But heh. I'm bored. -stole this from an old post of Bailey's-

goth
[ ] black is the best color ever!
[ ] chains of clothes are the best
[ ] hot topic is where i shop
[ ] i don't dress up for halloween
[ ] i like my birthday to go unnoticed
[ ] the winter holidays are stupid
[ ] preps scare me
[ ] i like hardcore metal
[ ] i can pull off black lipstick
[ ] someone thought i was dressing up when it wasn't halloween
[ ] i know i'm goth
[ ] i've been called goth a lot
[ ] i see concerned parents looking at me and i laugh

total: 0. Hehe.

emo
[x] i am very emotional, i admit
[x] i listen to music that goes with my mood
[x] i can't handle love situations very well
[ ] i admit, i cut, but i'm ashamed of it... kinda
[ ] i say i like dark colors, but i really don't
[ ] i love depressing cartoons
[x] people don't understand me
[ ] i hate school
[ ] i only have 3 or 4 friends
[ ] i wear dark rimmed glasses
[ ] i write a lot of deep stuff
[x] my friends and i like to share our feelings
[ ] my relationships are normally short, but extremely passionate.

total: 5. I'm more emo than Bailey!

prep
[ ] yeah i've been called a prep
[x] i wear polos
[ ] i have oversized sunglasses
[ ] and ripped jeans
[ ] i shop at abercrombie or hollister
[ ] i dance or cheerlead
[x] me and my friends are always laughing
[x] i have some very close guy friends
[ ] i like mostly music that is "in"
[x] i have straight hair
[ ] i've been told me and my pals all look a like
[ ] i own a northface
[ ] i also own berkinstocks
[ ] whats coffee without starbucks?

total: 4

rich kid
[ ] i know i'm rich
[ ] i have a sidekick or a razor
[ ] i shop at coach and nordstroms daily
[ ] i have over 3 purses that are coach or dooney and bourke
[ ] i go to sleepaway camp
[ ] i figure skate or am in dance companys
[ ] i get a lot of what i want
[ ] i live in a 3 or more floored house
[ ] i have a summer home
[x] i've been to over 5 states in the us
[ ] i've been to cancun or cabo for spring break
[x] i've been to one or more of the disney theme parks
[ ] the show laguna beach bores me, their lifes are not that great
[ ] i live on the lake or ocean

total: 2

gangster
[x] i know what the word "rid'n" means in slang
[ ] i live in a pretty bad area
[ ] i have grills
[ ] i talk wit stuf lik dis, shortee whacha thank?
[ ] i know what fo shizzel really means, but i don't use it
[ ] i have a gun
[ ] i can say the N word and not get shot ((XDDD))
[ ] people are scared of me, and they should be
[ ] i sag my pants
[ ] i listen to rap, rock sucks
[ ] dem white girls are easy
[ ] i like big bootys
[ ] i know every brand of good shoes
[ ] don't you go talking about my mama.

total: 1

nerd
[x] i do all my homework almost every night ((on the rare occassion we GET homework))
[x] i've never gotten a F on a report card
[ ] i've never faked a signature
[ ] i don't stay up late on school nights
[ ] yes, i wear glasses ((soemtimes))
[ ] i spent over $100 on my school supplies
[ ] education is the most important thing to me, even more than friends
[x] all my teachers love me
[ ] i have never gotten detention
[ ] i correct peoples' grammer
[ ] it ticks me off when people mispronounce something
[ ] i don't swear unless i get a bad grade
[ ] i've had bullies after me before.

total: 3

jock
[ ] i love sports
[ ] i watch them every night
[ ] i drink a ton of energy drinks
[ ] i play 2 or more sports
[ ] i don't know if i'll get into college for my academics
[ ] i'm not a good speller
[ ] people think i can beat anyone up
[ ] i play football
[ ] i date the preppy girls (or guys)
[ ] i could have been homecoming king (or queen)
[ ] dance is not a sport
[ ] i love baseball
[ ] sweating feels good
[ ] i love partying with beer and pizza and my friends. oh and the TV

total: 0

country
[ ] i live on a farm
[ ] i know how to ride horses
[ ] and milk cows
[ ] i own cowboy boots
[ ] and a cowboy hat
[ ] i've been mistaken for white trash
[ ] but i know there is a differnce
[ ] my daddy drives a ford
[ ] i go to a school with 300 kids or less
[ ] i love boys who know how to work hard
[x] i wear my hair in braided pigtails a lot
[ ] i say "aint" a lot
[ ] a good party normally involves a haysack ((XDDDDD))

total: 1

lame
[x] i've been called a lame and it wasn't a joke
[ ] i don't have friends
[ ] i only listen to the music my parents listen to
[x] i've never had a girlfriend or boyfriend
[x] i cry a lot
[ ] i hate the popular kids
[ ] they make fun of me
[ ] i'm super smart, because all i do is study
[ ] i only go out with my parents
[x] i know the chicken dance very well
[ ] i don't know how to juke
[ ] i still think boys or girls have cooties
[ ] what's a pussy? is it a cat?

total: 4

scene
[x] i'm awesome
[ ] i hang out with the kids who everyone likes but aren't popular ((I hang out with kids I like))
[x] i really like to take photos
[x] racist people suck ((but are occasionally amusing))
[ ] music= everything
[x] my friends are super funny
[ ] i miss a lot of school just because i feel like it
[ ] i dress however i want, but people usually like it
[ ] i'm not afraid to tell someone i like them
[ ] i'm not afraid to tell someone i hate them
[x] i can make my teachers laugh ((not always intentionally..))
[x] but thats not by doing something stupid
[x] i can get away with stuff

total: 7

punk
[ ] i don't give a fuck about what people say about me
[ ] i swear a lot
[ ] my hair color is unnatural
[x] i listen to punk rock ((some, I think o-O)
[ ] i've been called punk
[ ] i wear converses ((fakechucks <3))
[ ] i love horror movies
[ ] gore rules
[ ] i've been in a mosh pit
[ ] and i've started one
[x] i love sharpies ((who doesn't? XD))
[ ] i'm not scared to beat someone up
[ ] i fall asleep in class
[x] i stand up for what i believe in

total: 3

skater
[ ] i know how to skatebored
[x] yes, i've been to pac sun
[ ] my friends and i are the class clowns
[x] ghetto people make fun of me
[ ] i have DCs or Etnies or vans
[ ] i have flippy hair ((I wish XD))
[ ] i wear tight pants, but only as a joke
[ ] i'm always involved in april fools jokes
[x] i think i should live in california
[ ] i can surf
[x] rock music owns
[x] i'm not scared of heights
[ ] i'll get hurt, as long as i don't die
[ ] i love jackass
[ ] girls who are prep but wear dark eyeliner are the best

total: 5

slacker
[x] why the hell am i doing this?
[ ] i love to sleep
[x] i don't do chores when my family asks me to
[ ] i don't buy presents for anyone during the holidays
[ ] honestly, i'm lazy
[ ] i do some of my homework, but never finish them
[ ] teachers get mad at me, but i have no clue why because i zone out
[ ] i have ADD
[x] i daydream a lot
[ ] if i lay down... i'll fall asleep
[ ] i haven't had many girlfriends or boyfriends, a few.
[ ] i get told i'm not living up to my potential
[ ] i used to be good at stuff, but i just gave up
[ ] i'm not what you would call a fighter.

total: 3

jerk
[ ] i cheat
[ ] i make fun of people for my own amusment
[x] i guess i can say mean things, even when i'm trying not to
[ ] i love teasing animals
[ ] nature... psshh blow it all up
[ ] i love fire in fact
[ ] i push people who are in my way
[ ] yeah i know i'm a jerk
[ ] my parents think i'm a total sweetie, little do they know
[ ] i don't care what people think of me, as long as i get my way
[ ] i backstab my friends
[ ] and i use them
[ ] i think any opinion but my own is wrong

total: 1

The verdict is: I am... scene. Wow! Bailey and I are scene kids!


Soo. I've decided to keep this xanga =]


Friday, August 10, 2007

Adios, perras >=]

Soo, I'ma be at the beach this weekend =] Woohoo! I'll try and think of a good name for my new xanga while I'm there. I'd be great if I came home to a nice, juicy list of suggestions :D -twitch- I'ma miss you all! <3


Monday, August 06, 2007

Mmm back on xanga >=]



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